Alphonso Domingo aspires to be urbane, suave, cultured and sophisticated.

But in fact he is a klutz of the first order. A gangly buffoon and a fool, sometimes silent and sometimes spouting an outlandish continental accent.

He will juggle drink trays, materialise martini olives and sculpt charming animals from latex balloons.

Alphonso is a great dancer, icebreaker and party starter.

He can animate a room full of people with his charming antics and boundless idiotic enthusiasm.