Roving Character available for hire, based in Victoria
This fellow is the party host to end all parties... Did I get that right? His outrageously tight shorts are only outdone by his long white socks and high heeled sneakers. Being from the Country (Bonnie Doon), he really knows how to get a party going. Club sandwiches, brandy clusters, and a few trestle tables on the back patio. Great bash Keithie!
This fellow is a (semi) retired P.E. teacher sent by the government to make sure every ones fitness level is up to scratch. His outrageously tight footy shorts are only outdone by his long white socks and high heeled sneakers. He challenges anyone to prove their fitness level is higher than his. For a finale (Keithie loves to show off) he presses to a handstand atop a six milk crate tower. "Hey weren't you in my P.E. class?"