Biscuit Readings

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Roving Character available for hire, based in Victoria

Are you more Tim Tam than Barbecue Shape? Find out the truth: your inner biscuit revealed at The Biscuit Readings.

“Biscuitology is one of the most unarguably exacting forms of divination. From your Scotch Finger all the way to your Choc Ripple, nothing defines a person more than his natural biscuit alignment. Australia is growing up: we are entering the New Age with our own, culturally specific divining method. Betty Bircher is a Living National Treasure for her pioneering work in this fascinating field.”

MELANIE BACON, Living Now & Again Magazine.

Betty and Bert Bircher offer you a cup of tea, served in the family's best china, from their all-terrain tea trolley. Betty then gives a "reading", divining what biscuit you are. The performance is quirky and very understated in its humour, and gives heart to everyone who has a reading.