AwFuL Umpires and Cornball Coaches
Roving Character available for hire, based in Victoria
These wacky on field aficionados should have been retired years ago but they haunt the change rooms and bleachers of sporting and entertainment venues everywhere just looking for people to boss around and put on report.
They see infringements in the most innocent of actions; like holding the drink, not passing the hors d'oeuvres and having nicer clothes than them. They are simultaneously the most loved and hated of Beelzebub?s sporn, which makes them the ideal candidates as people movers and party livener-upperers. (Also available for sporting codes other than AFL.)